January 2010
38 posts
Seven of the Darn Cutest Baby Animal
dordeuxkwek:
odring:
rocketgirl:
may13girl:
dmnadira:
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your dashboard needs this right now. enough of tumblarity drama
Men say = Men really mean
whatsteve:
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.
I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.
I’m tired = I’m tired.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.
Nice dress! =...
A Woman's 50 Rules For Men
macaroononastick:
Call.
Don’t lie.
Never tape any of her body parts together.
If guys’ night out is going to be fun, invite the girls.
If guys’ night out is going to involve strippers, remember the zoo rules, “no petting.”
The correct answer to, “Do I look fat?” is never, ever yes.
Ditto for, “Is she prettier then me.”
Victoria’s secret is good. Frederick’s of hollywood is bad....
Like VS Love
fuckyew:
picked it up from a text message:
If you look into the eyes of the one you LIKE, you blush. But if you look into the eyes of the one you LOVE, you smile. Infront of the person you LIKE, you tend to get shy. But infront of the person you LOVE, you can show your own self. You can’t look straight into the eyes of the one you LIKE. But you can always smile into the eyes of the one you...
